The Six Second Gang War of Minneapolis

Overview
The Six Second Gang War of Minneapolis was a major turning point in the plot of chapter 1, Pax Americana. After Victor Diaz and his trusty mercenary, Lil Mint, are surrounded in a park by people asking for police applications and making outdated vines jokes. Victor Diaz is so fed up with the situation that he pulls out a sniper rifle and shoots himself in the head. An unknown individual who hated the government because his dad abused him (?) pulled out a sniper rifle. This resulted in a black cop pulling out handcuffs, which provoked a frenchman into saying "VIVA LA REVOLUTION". Thinking the unimaginable, Lil Mint pulls out a pistol and pops a cap in the unknown individual's buttocks.

The cop flees the scene, and the frenchman hides behind a tree. Lil Mint fires a clip of his assault rifle at the surrounding civilians, killing several. The frenchman then proceeds to open fire on Mint and the cop with his shotgun. Lil Mint throws a total of four (4) (- - - -) (numero quadro) frag grenades at the surrounding area. This accidentally results in the death of the black cop, who is blown into smitheroons.

The french douchebag succ(lmao xdd!111)essfully caps that crip boi Lil Mint in the chest, causing him to bleed out. In an act of defiance, he summons an air-to-surface orbital missile and targets it at the frenchman. Lil Mint bleeds to death on the sidewalk (allover my shekels), and the frenchman is blown up.